Hollywood Babble-On 162: March 28, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Brea Improv on Friday, March 28, 2014."Runtime: 1:53:41
Recorded Fri, 28th Mar. 2014
Released Mon, 31st Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ad for DAVE School.
1:18 Kyle Hebert intro. 

2:05 Quakes in L.A. ( ...And the rest of the Pacific Rim).
4:10 "O.G. Richter." Kevin ponders Bryan Johnson promoting Comic Book Men to Hasbro. Mingstagram. Jon Hamm makes an HBO return. "It's a dark, Fun-House mirror ..." Jon Hamm listened to HBO. "I won't have him killed!" "I gotta change all of these stories ..."
9:00 Cock-chat.
10:25 HBO has a pilot. (Comic Book Men has S4, and Rob Bruce has his own show!)
11:50 "I came to watch you drink!"
12:25 Shout-outs: Megan gets her email scrutinized. Creepy Clown Medley. 
15:15 Creepy Clown Time: Huell Howser, Bill Cosby, Harrison Ford and Christian Bale.
16:50 Jacob, Keith, Kim and Saul from Diamond Bar fail to attend. J/k. "He's a dick!" -waitress. Sexy Kevin encouragement. "It's not gay at 2.A.M. It's fun!" "Sticky."
19:45 Eammon and Jennifer from Brisbane at The Brea. Jennifer disliked the Fries Girl. 
21:45 Schwarzenegger sings the Lonely Goat Herd. Tank.
22:30 Email bag: Jed in London sends in a Selma Hayak quote.
24:50 David writes in about girlfriend Rue's pronunciation of "Bowie."
26:43 Gary Dunghill asks for Wedding Night advice from Al Pacino. "One-eyed Cat."
29:40 Dynamic Duets: Donna Haber asks for U Got The Look. (Sheena Easton and Prince.) BaneCat.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Montecore. "Roy's all 'Nrrrrghhhh!'" "Why do you know so much about this?!"
37:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Dave BrockieGoodnight Moon.
40:45 Tinseltown Stiff: James RebhornObituary.
43:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Lorenzo Semple, Jr. (Video unavailable).
47:50 Hollywood Helpers: Channing Tatum Bucket List.
52:00 Exquisite Acting: Captain Eo, starring Anjelica Huston.
54:35 Shit That Should Not Be: Pinocchio Candle.
58:00 Kev-In: Oz. Godzilla. Public Pissing.
1:01:15 HBO Headlines: Chris Hemsworth and wife have twin boys.
1:02:45 Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow to divorce. Conscious UncouplingMom difficulties. Kevin breaks down her day.
1:12:00 Kim Kardashian on Vogue BreathRogen. Polyglot. Cultural Phenomenon.
1:15:40 Justin Bieber replicates James Dean. Ciggies.
1:17:15 Zac Efron gets into a fight with some bums. "He just got out of rehab!" "Private treatment!" "High School Snoozical!" Vanessa Hugdens nude photos. "Bushy-scrapy."
1:21:40 Miley Cyrus Make A Wish missed, and her influence on society.
1:25:00 Lindsay Lohan's Fuck List, is thrown into doubt via James Franco. More of a Wish-List. Date Night discussed.
1:27:50 I Wanna Marry Harry on Fox sounds horrible. April 10th is the 50th anniversary of It's A Small World.
1:30:30 Malaysian Airlines missing flight discussed.
1:30:20 Geek News: Chris Evans ready to quit acting after Captain America. Marvel Movies on Netflix.
1:33:40 Star Wars Football Teams logos. Ralph on WarNog, Klingon beer. Walking Dead Dock Street Walker. "Irritated Goat Disease." "Goat Brain cupcakes."
1:37:15 Chinese junkyard Transformers. Mark Wahlberg says Transformers is the most iconic franchise.
1:40:50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer. Origin. "'Za!"
1:43:00 Ralph Blows: 0.09. Batman Blu-Ray box hints. Ralph plugs his upcoming movies.
1:46:38 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 161: March 21, 2014

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Runtime: 1:42:11
Recorded Fri, 21st Mar. 2014
Released Sun, 23rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Ad for DAVE School.
3:33 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:10 Ralph isn't drinking tonight. Kev: "Did you hit a hobo or something?"
6:20 Shout-outs: Hazel Jones, the woman with 2 vaginas [see HBO 69] is here. Video.
12:10 Alex & Debra celebrating anniversary. Al Pacino has good news.
15:26 Dustin, John-Paul, & friends. John-Paul doesn't have a middle name.
Ralph: "You know what, you do. It's fucking Paul, John-Paul." Germans welcome.
18:26 Shawn Unpronounceable-last-name. Ralph: "You people with your fucking names
         tonight." His friend Steven is getting married, Huel Howser congratulates. Sexy Kevin.
22:55 Becky & Troy. Can Bowie welcome Becky to Disneyland?
26:10 Email bag: Allison wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to sing "I Wanna Be Like You".
27:59 Shane found a Spiderman straw cup.
28:35 Greg found a Buddy Christ "Who Would Jesus Shoot?" patchAuction.
30:20 Fugitive listener K. is on the lam and needs advice from Harrison Ford.
32:18 Hung listener Brock Krimmer sends in Samuel L. Jackson in awesome shirt.
33:13 Dynamic Duets: Paul Axel requests "Up Where We Belong".
36:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: "Who's Next?" Rev. Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church.
         Ralph: "The world's a little bit of a better place this week."
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Musician, actor Joe Lala. "Ride captain ride upon your myster ship.
43:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Comedian David Brenner. Video.
45:54 Tinseltown Stiff: Man with 132 lb scrotum Wesley Warren Jr. Video.
48:12 Hollywood Helper: Liam Neeson saved a dog from a gang. Liam denies this story.
50:50 Exquisite Acting: Harvel Keitel in Bad Lieutenant.
55:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Kevin is sick of talking about The Wizard of Oz. Ralph sings "If Only Had a Brain" to pull Kev back in. Video. Photo. Ralph: "He's got a FUCKING GUN!"
1:01:20 Kev-In. Ghostbusters 3, Flash GARMAN!, Chips
1:03:40 HBO Headlines: Discussing The Walking Dead. Just look at the flowers, Justin.
1:05:33 Lindsay Lohan fires sober living coach. List of guys she has fucked. Newer list.
1:09:50 Miley Cyrus gets lip tattoo. Tour bus fireSpits water on fans.
1:12:30 Madonna's hairy armpits. Long hair, don't care. Tweet.
1:14:12 Courtney Love thinks she found the missing Malaysian flight. Photo.
1:17:17 Denver news station puts penis on the air. Video.
1:19:20 Johnny Carson sex tape is getting shopped around.
1:20:18 Kris Jenner being extorted over sex tape that maybe doesn't exist. Story.
1:21:00 Divergent actress Shailene Woodley's beauty tip: eat clay, sun your vagina. Story.
1:23:36 Movies That Will Suck: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
1:24:28 Stephen Spielberg wants to remake West Side Story. Harrison ford sings "Maria"
1:26:00 New live action Jem and the Holograms movie. Ralph: "Get the fuck out. Everyone
            who just applauded get the fuck out!"
1:27:43 Geek News: Lando Calrissian danced with the stars. Actor Billy Dee Williams,
            at 77. Video. Let's all be sad with Ralph.
1:30:10 What's the best fictional gadget? Delorean from Back to the Future. Top 20. Kevin's
            distressed at the Invisibility Cloak being #4.
1:33:39 Kevin & Ralph are doing a '66 Batman meets the Green Hornet comic. Story. Cover.
1:36:00 HBO is going to the UK, Dublin and London.
1:36:35 Awesome Superman with a GoPro video.
1:37:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 160: March 8, 2014

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Comments: "In the Headlines? BABBLE! In the Geek News? BABBLE! An all-BABBLE news home show!"
Runtime: 1:07:04
Recorded Fri, 8th Mar. 2014
Released Tues, 11th Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school

4:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:30 3 Big Babble-On stories coming your way!
6:55 First story: Jay, Ralph and Kevin coming to the UK!

- HBO. Vicar Street, Dublin. June 28th
- HBO. O2 Academy, Birmingham. June 29th
- HBO & Groovy Movie. Hammersmith Apollo London. July 1st.
- J&SBGO Coleston Hall, Bristol. July 2nd.
- J&SBGO Manchester Apollo, Manchester. July 3rd.
Tickets at seeSMod.com.

9:50 "Put your ham in my knot!"
19:15 Second story: Kevin plugs Comic Book Men, and reveals HBO will make a pilot for AMC.
27:45 Kevin berates Shecky for interrupting the Babble-On Secret Origins.
34:30 "I saw Hollywood Babble-On before they replaced Ralph Garman with Joe Rogan!"
35:00 Kevin mentions Sunday Jeff.
36:40 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike)
39:00 Third story: '66 Batman meets the Green Hornet, with Ralph and Kevin )Available May 21st, dig. June 4th paper). BatHistory.
55:00 Alex Ross Justice League.
59:15 Ty Templeton, Alex Ross and Adam West possible guests at the FatCave.
1:04:00 Ralph tries to make Kevin cry. No HBO next week. 

Hollywood Babble-On 159: February 28, 2014

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 02/28/2014."
Runtime: 2:08:03
Recorded Fri, 28th Feb. 2014
Released Mon, 3rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school

4:20 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:15 Alley way/Green Room awkward moment: Ralph's pre-show public piss and K-ROQ theater piss. "Pulleys and levers involved ..." "The Aquatic Vortex."
11:00 Kevin mocked for his lack of Palm-Knowledge.
12:10 Ralph Blows: "2.6" is Ralph' "37." T-shirt.
13:50 Ralph Blows jingles. "The Stairway To Heaven of Ralph Blows." Ralph reads the prizes. Hat/beanie. (0.58), (1.2), (0.18).
20:15 Shout-outs: LA Alan asks for Sly Stallone to sing Birthday by The Beatles.
22:10 Corey and Natalie from Sydney, Australia are sat right in the doorway. "It's hard to a woman that attractive with such little self-esteem." "That's not a knife!" "For some of us ..."
25:30 JP Cutter and the Lonely Applau. The Saddest HBO email ever. Al Pacino advice. Ralph buys JP a drink.
29:40 Derek and Jane from Erie, Coloradoget embarrassed in front of their kids. "You must have put it in her nostril!" "Can someone grab her balls, please?" Kevin given treats. Dr. Josh with a well-placed ñom-ñom-ñom. Huell Howser on salt. "I got your balls in my mouth!" David Bowie birthday wishes to Jane.
37:25 Email bag: "Alright everybody calm the fuck down!" Ralph bought a plethora of drinks. "Fuck you!"
39:10 Ralph Vs. The Waiter. Peder from Sweden tattoo's himself a Ralph. "Fresh ink!" "My career is not going to last as long as that tattoo."
43:00 Arnies "It's A Hard Knock Life," from Annie.
44:44 Scott in Dubai sent Ralph Burt Ward singing Orange Colored Sky.
46:00 Eric from Toronto sent in a pic. "We get Bieber, they get Batman! That's not fair!"
47:30 Dynamic Duets: New video intro. Potential album and tour in the works. You've Lost That Loving Feeling. Kevin hints that he could make an album and give the proceeds to The Wayne Foundation. "What's in it for me?! It's not Christmas!"
51:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: John Henson. "He can't spend it now, can he?!"
52:55 Tinseltown stiff: Jim Lange. Awesome Michael Jackson joke. 
55:55 Tinseltown stiff: Bob CasaleGirl U Want.
57:00 Tinseltown stiff: Harold Ramis. Stripes video.
1:02:20 Hollywood Helpers: Seth Rogen takes on The Senate. Kevin recalls Seth on Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
1:06:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) 
1:08:45 Exquisite Acting: Tom sends in Meryl Streep in She Devil. "I'm an artist!"
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: An American Tail: Feivel Goes West.
1:14:30 Kev-In: Saturday Night Fever, Sweeney Todd, RoboCopy. Kevin asks why Ralph likes this segment.
1:16:20 HBO Headlines: Ralph buzzed, but never fallen asleep on the floor of a casino. "The funniest joke he ever told ..." "The Mexican Chelsea Handler ..!"
1:19:00 Justin Bieber leaves LA, heads to Buckethead, Atlanta. Buckethead Manifesto. Ralph threatens to walk off-stage. On Jizzurp and weed binge. Feelings hurt by meme. New single, Broken.
Ralph's autotune.
1:26:20 Kim Kardashian amazes Kev with the inner workings of a private escort. Storms out of event after comedian in blackface. 
1:29:30 Kanye West meltdown on Seth Myers.
1:31:50 Dope embarrasses Liverpool by wanting to be Pamela Anderson.
1:33:25 Big Jimmy Thompson creates a Shia LeBeouf theme. Jaden Smith tweets Shia LeBeouf. 
1:35:45 Matthew Perry to remake The Odd Couple. Ralph gives a plot description. "I loooove it!"
1:37:50 Space Jam 2 in the works, with LeBron James. John Travolta in gummi bear. That fucking awful gummi bear song played. HBOhelper doesn't link.
1:42:20 Ralph Blows becoming a problem.
1:42:40 Geek News: Flash on the way.
1:44:00 Guardians of the Galaxy trailer released. "Doughy."
1:47:40 Adam Driver to be the new Star Wars movies.
1:49:15 Gotham on Fox looks promising. Casting news.
1:50:25 Heroes returning.
1:52:00 Fantastic Forecast.
1:55:30 President Obama dickteases Ralph, announcing the birth of Iron Man.
1:58:30 Ralph Blows: 0.11. Ralph gives stuff away.
2:01:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.