Hollywood Babble-On 181: August 23, 2014

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Description: "Kevin and Ralph celebrate four years of Babble-On at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on August 23, 2014."
Runtime: 1:45:05
Recorded Sat, 23rd Aug. 2014
Released Mon, 25th Aug. 2014
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0:00 SModCo ads: DAVEschool.com squarespace.com offer code: babble

2:30 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:05 Hollywood Babble-On is 4 years old! "Failure is success training." Quick Babble-On history. "If somebody tells you 'no,' just fuck 'em." "Go hunt human beings."
8:10 #WalrusYes update. "Fat fingers." Yoga Hosers update - Johnny Depp in the cast, and origin.
13:45 Ralph explains the influence of Kevin on his life. Ralph's package. "Glue."
16:30 Shout-outs: "I don't have to do that shit anymore ... I'm working with Johnny Depp." Marty, Mika, Chris and Homer are privy to Ralph's Homer impression. "Anniversary sex." "Why are the drinks so expensive here?" "Company spirit." Al Pacino provides proof of attendance.
22:20 Justin, Aldo et al. celebrate Aldo's birthday. Aldo in Planet of the Apes discussed. Doc Brown celebrations. Sexy Kev advocates the opening of the Rusty Wagonwheel to an HBO virgin. "We did 20 minutes on fuckin' Aldo, how did you forget his name?!"
25:50 Peter from Seattle, WA attends The Improv alone. David Lynch swipes Kevin' pride.
27:35 The German's greet Laura and Pat from Louisville, KY. Pat's fan art. Dr. Josh tells Ralph his mic isn't working.
30:20 Jonathan Gil-Patrick celebrates Lizzie's birthday with David Bowie. Kevin throws his towel at Ralph.
33:30 Email bag: Carl Johnson asks for Pee Wee Herman to recite Wyatt Earp's "Hell's comin'," from Tombstone.
35:15 J. Jonah Jameson hopefulls. #14. "A sense of thank-you and fuck-you!" "Caught up in Webb." Arnold, Ed Wynne do the line. #GarmanYes
38:30 Erin sends in daughter Rowan's impressions. "Don't teach your kid my fuckin' impressions!"
39:12 Brian sends in his Affleck Super Friends art.
39:50 Arnie sings Xanadu. Skating. "Xanaduuuuuuuuuuu!"
42:50 SModCo ads: squarespace.com offer code: babble
44:48 Tinseltown Stiffs: "Kills the mood in the room for a while ..."
45:35 Tinseltown stiff: Don PardoJFK. "Double-bummer."
47:40 Tinseltown stiff: Lauren BacallWhistle.
49:35 Tinseltown stiff: Robin Williams. Kevin recounts working with Robin Williams, and memories of his own father. The Fisher King. "O Captain, my captain!"
56:00 "Let's go onto happier subjects; sick children!"
56:20 Hollywood Helpers: Chris Pratt visits the local children's hospitalJacketLego. Ralph remembers he knocked the Lego movie. Kevin likes the Lego movie.
59:35 Shit That Should Not Be: Downtown AbbeyRevealZoom. "It's all bush!" "They had vaginas back there!"
1:02:40 Exquisite Acting: Carl Lewis from Liverpool sends in EastEnders Ian Beale ... and remix
1:05:40 Kev-In: A-Kev In SanePorkins and The MatrixCopOn Films.
1:08:20 HBO Headlines: Dating Naked; "Ewww!" "Spreading and pooing." DatingNo blur. Suing VH1 for $10m. Ralph's Asshole is yours for $2m.
1:13:33 Kevin Sorbo calls Ferguson protesters Animals. "Kicked out of the Kevin Club."
1:16:05 Farrah Abraham ad. "$20."
1:18:40 Movies That Will Suck: Simon Cowell's Betty Boop. Ain'tcha. (Point Break remake mentioned). "Stripping in Austin, TX."
1:22:00 Justin Bieber "such a cunt." "Two Canada Border Agency officers ...!" $10k in backstage passes as a bribe. "Oot they went!" "Swaaag, yo!" #IceBucketChallenge .. "You wanna see me in a wet t-shirt?" 
1:28:00 William Hung She Bangs. Married.
1:29:15 Iggy Azalea FancyFalls off-stage. Ralph's Australian rap. "Not so Fancy now, are ya?!"
1:32:30 Geek News: Ant Man goes into production, first image.
1:33:20 Adrien Palicki to be Mockingbird. "Mockingjay."
1:34:45 Side-conversation: Jennifer Lawrence dating Chris Martin.
1:35:20 Action Comics #1 on eBay. Kevin wants a blowjob.
1:37:35 SpiderWoman #1 and art by Milo.
1:40:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 180: Babble-On ComicCon Theater: August 9, 2014

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Description: "Kevin and Ralph Bring Batman 66 Meets the Green Hornet Issue #3 to life at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on August 9, 2014."
Runtime: 1:05:20
Recorded Sat, 9th Aug. 2014
Released Mon, 18th Aug. 2014
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0:00 SModCo ads: DAVEschool.com

2:07 Hollywood Babble-On ComicCon Theater intro.
3:00 Issue #3 of Batman '66 Vs. The Green Hornet to be read tonight.
4:20 Kevin on Wonder Woman - Will Marvel or DC win Comic Con?
6:20 "Batman saaad!"
7:00 DC change the release date for Batman Vs. Superman. "My liver is almost the size of my balls, now."
7:45 Bat-spoilers.
9:00 Bat-jizz.
9:30 Ralph's AquaMan. Kevin on Game of Thrones.
11:00 Kev's views on Hall H piracy.
11:50 Ralph and Kevin spending time with Adam West.
12:40 Kevin on Ralph's mother.
13:00 Batman '66 Blu-ray/DVD to be released in November. Bat-lunch!
16:00 History of the recent Babble-On ComicCon Theater, episodes and story.
22:25 Additional voices - James plays Chuckles and  Mr. Flam.
23:47 SModCo ads: proflowers.com code: babble
26:09 Hollywood ComicCon Babble-On ComicCon Theater. Green Hornet City!
26:50 Theme music (Page 3).
28:25 Kevin on How To Bane.
29:03 Page Turn (Page 4).
29:50 "Adhesive." "Gasp!"
30:09 Page Turn (Page 5) .
31:40 Page Turn(Page 6) .
32:25 "Wonder Twins Power Activate!" "Baaaat-Caaaaave!"
33:15 Bat-Roofy.
33:30 Page Turn (Page 8). "Deep." "Wow!"
34:30 Page Turn (Page 9). Silence of the Bats. "Dick-measuring." "Gas-aftertaste."
35:54 Page Turn (Page 11).
37:44 Page Turn (Page 12). Cheers for Arnie-Kato.
40:00 Page Turn (Page 15). Sound effects.
43:07 Page Turn (Page 16).
43:30 Page Turn (Page 18).
45:50 "Hi-ya!"
45:55 Page Turn (Page 21).
46:30 "Glad to see you, boss!"
47:25 Page Turn (Page 24). Nets in Batman.
48:50 Mic to James. 
49:50 James gets his voice critiqued. Ed Wynne. 
52:35 Page Turn (Page 26). 'Tis confusion!
54:19 Page Turn (Page 27). Batmobile races out.
56:26 Page Turn (Page 29). Irish Italian, sexy voice. Kevin chides Ralph on other peoples impressions.
1:01:30 "Schtick-up!"

Hollywood Babble-On 179: August 09, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on August 9, 2014."
Runtime: 1:55:53
Recorded Sat, 9th Aug. 2014
Released Mon, 11th Aug. 2014
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0:00 SModCo ads: DAVEschool.com

2:02 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:00 Kevin missed The Improv; Steven Hawking in the audience.
3:35 Ralph breaks down recording the pilot, last week.
5:00 Dude knocks Chasing Amy. Ralph on Adam West. 
6:00 Kevin reflects on the pilot.
7:50 Kevin's preparation. "Suckin' my own tits .. suckin' my own dick .." "We're gonna make MONEEEY!"
9:45 HBO: Freedom, baby!
10:45 Tusk premiere in Toronto: Sept. 6th.
11:25 Kevin's dream: to be in pre-production, when a film premieres (Yoga Hosers).
12:30 Shout-outs: Ralph's assistant Gaby and HBO producer Gaby Zamora. "The going away show ..."
14:10 Paul and Veronika, Vancouver, BC. "I got a handjob in Langley!" Travelled by car. "Two girls, one show." Veronica smitten with Ralph. "Puppy-doggin' on the bed." "You dried yourself off on a hotel comforter?!" Ralph under the bed. Pacino shout-out.
18:30 Fredrik Bergstek from Lulea, Sweden, FaceBook servers and Battle-droids. Ralph knocks the messaging app. "Anyone else here alone?!" Crickets. Charlton Heston chides Markus. "S'fucked up, man."
22:40 Logan wants to get into Elora's Gamma Ray hole. "We fucked!" Sexy Kev "Fist him to the wrist, girl! Crisco, disco!" "Fisting's not your thing?!" "Hulks out when he's in her ass!"
26:45 Ralph on dildo-ass. "Turn these lights down!" "Allowing a toy to be used on me ...!" "Dick-shaped." Dr. Josh with a well-placed Trek sounder. Kevin rabid for details. Ralph references The Distance by Cake. "No I've had a hairbush up my ass ... not the business end .."
31:05 Sam celebrates Brendan's 20th birthday. Moleman. "Sam's a girl?!" "A little fucking help for the guy reading!" Lost underwear. Huell Howser happy birthday. "Sam, you are one fucked-up broad." "You mole-covered fuck!" "Streaks of California gold!"
34:45 Michelle and Logan Drydale's son sent in an email. "My dad is a dick!" "Some seedy Hollywood hotel." "This kid's getting beat in an hour!" "Beat this kid like a bowl of eggwhites!" Kevin asks if the Canadians know the other Canadians. "Secret Canadian handshake." "Eh? Yea!"
38:30 Mark and Alyssa do The Weathergirls. "Already she's chapped ass." Bowie shout-out. Mark wrote his own email. "You have brought lies into our house, sir!" "They can stand outside!" "Liar Mark!" "Happy birthday to you, Liar!"
42:08 Email bag: Aaron from Ohio asks for PeeWee Herman to do the Fuck you, Pay Me speech from Goodfellas.
43:55 Lorenzo sent in the Spider-Man kite (Image unavailable).
44:30 Derek Rothschild sent in Batman's Electric toothbrush. (Images unavailable). "Hey listen, hairbrush!"
45:50 Buffalo Bill Cosby from James in London. "Would you fuck me?!"
46:44 Xbox video commercial. "Double-dippin'." "You had a hairbrush in yer ass?!"
48:35 Ralph cuts Dr. Josh. 
49:00 Arnie sings: Won't You Be My Neighbor? "Come with me if you want to live, neighbor!"
51:00 SModCo ads: proflowers.com Code: babble huluplus.com/babble
55:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Menahem Golan. Filmography discussed. Kevin a fan of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. "Now you miss him, you pricks!"
58:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Marilyn Burns. Video unavailable. Tusk homage to this clip.
1:01:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Dick Smith. Images unavailable. Ralph and Kevin both wanted to be make-up artists. "Rich kid." "Sticking hairbrushes to your face!" "Fuck you!" Kevin recounts a Mike Bellacose story. Grand Illusion.
1:05:20 Hollywood Helpers: Ralph and Kevin to watch Guardians of the Galaxy together. Marvel send Rocket Raccoon creator GotG. Link. Kevin plugs heroinitiative.org
1:08:34 Shit That Should Not Be: James Vertoevek sends in Hitchcock's The Birds. Bad make-up. Kevin references Tusk, easter eggs, and 3 Shit That Should Not Be's in the movie.
1:10:50 Exquisite Acting: Peter Jensen sends in Talia Shire in Rocky 3.McDonalds Fries Girl. "Adrienne, yay." "FUCK YEAH!"
1:12:55 Kev-In: (Images unavailable). Bill Tilly sends in Kev-In TV shows: Starksy and Hutch, "Roger Ebert towards the end," "File it in hell!" RG and The Bear. Star Wars VII. 
1:15:30 HBO Headlines: The Big Bang Theory cast renegociate their deals for $1m an episode. "We need a sitcom, fast!" "Most be the cure for fat!"
1:17:50 Vin Diesel is a triple threat. Singing Stay With Me. (Video unavailable). "Guardians of Karaoke!"
1:19:20 Sharknado 2 scores 3.9m viewers. Tara Reid asked if a Sharknado could happen. Shark, by Tara. "Cigarettes and vodka." "The Walkers."
1:21:40 Jon Favreau directing The Jungle Book. "Oh, bother!" Cast discussed. Kevin digs Idris Elba.
1:24:18 Idris Elba's cock is huge. Ralph wants to see it, full mast.
1:26:40 Jeff Goldblum poses for a picture with T-Rex.
1:28:10 John Travolta's ex-partner to release a book. History and description. Gay ghost.
1:30:25 Kim Kardashian announces her latest book (Coffee table selfie book) Kim Selfish Kardashian. "Truer words were never spoken in book-form." Kanye West believes the civil rights movement mirrors the prey of the paparazzi. The Smartest Celebrity ever.
1:32:50 The Chainsmokers - Selfie. Kanye.
1:34:45 Patrice Wilson releases Cupcakes.
1:36:15 Movies That Will Suck: Ghostbusters reboot with female cast. Kevin defends. Ralph unsure. Kevin references The Heat. The Expendibles with an all-female cast. "Jessica Rabbit."
"This is no longer an open forum!"
1:41:00 Justin Bieber saves a fisherman. "Face, neck and chest." 
1:43:45 Geek news: Batman Vs. Superman footage at Comic Con. Kevin describes. "Bat-brush." Shooting in Detroit. "People on radio are assholes." Zack Snyder defends Aquaman. "NERD!"
1:48:00 Arnie reveals T5 is called Terminator: Genesys. Kevin astounded that Arnie will be acting in the new movie. "Holy fuck!" "Bitch tits and grey hair!" "The boobies are actually grenades!"
1:50:00 Roy Ives turns down the change to star in Star Trek porn. "Wrath of Dong!" "It's a job, man!" Ralph's joke ammended.
1:52:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 178: July 1, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hammersmith Apollo in London  on July 1, 2014."
Runtime: 1:05:03
Recorded Tues, 1st July 2014
Released Mon, 4th Aug. 2014
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0:00 SModCo ads: squarespace.com Office Code: Jay

0:40 Kyle Hebert intro - re-recorded intro from HBO 175 until 5:04

4:00 Ralph's daughter on-stage.
5:04 "Loose lips sink Star Ships." - Kevin's visit to Star Wars VII.
7:00 Ralph guesses what Kevin saw on set. 
7:30 Kevin runs around the table.
8:05 "J.J. Abrams is building The Field of Dreams."
9:00 Kevin cried on set, four times, and ***SPOILER ALERT***
10:00 "Would you like me to turn on the lights?"
11:15 The Bubble-Wrap Solution.
12:00 What Kevin experienced, Jar Jar imitation.
13:25 Kevin writing. Kevin introduced Mark Hamill to J.J. Abrams.
15:00 The Story of the Night: "Hey Kevin Smith! Pussy or Star Wars?!" "Use the Force, fucker!"
17:22 Kevin's song: Pussy or Star Wars?
18:51 Shout-outs: Danny and Kaz from Milton Keynes and Dr. Frank. N. Furter.
20:40 Luke and Kelly use the Force.
21:40 George Roots from Dorking mentions Phallic London. Wank London.
24:15 Katie and Magnus from Stockholm, Sweden celebrate Magnus' birthday with David Bowie.
26:10 @SallyR86 shames husband Mick.
27:00 Email bag: Arnold Hampton asks for Pee Wee Herman to read the Taxi Driver speech.
28:00 Robert Cooper's tattoo. HBO 200; Ralph and Kevin to get matching alternate ass tattoo's.
29:40 "Don't worry, fuck those guys!"
30:00 Arnie Sings: The FlintStones. "Wilmaaaaaaa!"
31:10 SModCo ads: squarespace.com Offer Code: Jay
32:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Meshach Taylor. Hollywood Montrose.
35:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Eli WallachMr. Freeze.
35:55 Tinseltown Stiff: Terry RichardsCairo swordsman. "A case of the shits."
37:05 Tinseltown Stiff: Patsy Byrne. (Clip Unavailable).
38.20 Shit That Should Not Be: Commando (1985). Self-repairing Porsche. "Transformahs: Because You Will Watch Fucking Anything."
40:30 Exquisite Acting: Steve from Essex sends in Sir Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast.
42:00 Dynamic Duets: Kathy Aldridge from Dallas, Texas asks for Soul Man.
44:00 Kev-In: Ralph mentions Monty Python. Kev-In photos unavailable. Life of Kevin. "Without (Life of Brian), there is no Dogma." Star Wars, Kev. "Fleas from an Ewok." Glen sends in Father Kev
47:15 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf loses his shit. Rehab. "I'll fuck you up!" Arrest.

48:30 Dolly Parton at Glastonbury. "But seriously ... big tits!"
50:10 The Queen on Game of Thrones.
51:00 Kim Kardashian's Baby franchise turns 1. KidChella. "Ig-Nory." "Norphan." "A fucking prop." 
52:20 Lindsay Lohan partying in London. DJ. "She's shite."
53:30 Justin Bieber theme sung by the home crowd, A Capella. Bieber in church. Car accident.
55:30 Lana Del Rey tweeted by Francis Bean Cobain for her ridiculous comments on rockstars who die young. 
56:20 One Direction hit by a shoe. Crowd ecstatic. "A girls shoe!"
58:10 Movies That Will Suck: Splendid Films announces Rambo 5, with Sly (86). "Fighting an enlarged prostate." 
59:15 Geek News: Doctor Who season 8 announced. "Boo!" Trailer shown.
1:00:10 Harrison Ford injury. "Treasure Island."
1:01:10 Super-Idiots. Delboy and Rodney.
1:02:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.