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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday April 3, 2015."
Recorded Fri, 3rd April, 2015
Released Mon, 6th April, 2015
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com seeSMod.com Jay and Silent Bob Monopoly
3:07 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:10 Mics up; the week in review. Full moon. Ralph at Disneyland. "Zygotes, foetuses." First-time Disneyland experiences. Olaf queue-jumping.
7:55 Jason Mewes and Jordan celebrate the birth of their first child. Mallrats II news. "On a mission from SMod ..." Third act spoilers. Mallrats 2 is going to be made before Clerks III. "PokeMallrats - Gotta catch 'em all!"
11:45 Shout-outs: Jeff, Dicky, Chris et al. celebrate Dicky's birthday. "Dicky claims he's never been with a man ..." Zardoz.
Sexy Kev haps le births. Sean Connery wishes Dicky a happy birthday. "Giant haggis," and other Scottish innuendo.
15:10 Caitlin Carusso and Zakury Walters from Vegas arrange a shot with Ralph, and a shot in the ass for Caitlin. Ralph WTSF's Zakury's name, and retracts everything. Ralph Fiennes takes a swipe.
18:30 Paul and Clara right up front, celebrates 14 years married. Al Pacino on woman pegging dudes. "What a fag."
20:15 John Plankard and Julie Skeldon had made-up-on-the-moment names. Fictional arrests. Kevin's biggest fan. Kev's films played in order. "Whip it out!" Arm-tattooing. Kevin refers Ralph as Gollum. "Guy with the fuckin' cat tattoo." "What's on the other arm, a douche?"
25:10 Maribel, Dylan et al. asks for David Bowie to sing for Maribel's cans. "Can we sign those?!"
27:40 Email bag: Lincoln in NY sends in Uncel Roger hoax. "Not on Her Wall!"
29:05 Jeffrey writes in regarding Ralph's balls, and his ancestors. "Cum in the Name of the Lord!"
30:00 Inappropriate Toys: The Oozinator.
31:37 Mark Helen and Ralph from Gaslight Games sends in HBO: The Video Game.
33:00 Brandon in Nova Scotia sends in Lee Scott + IllInformed Feat. Broom Man. Brad Williams present.
36:45 Arnie Sings: Matt Jaeger asks for Centrefold by The J Geils Band.
38:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Preston Ritter. I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night played. Career discussed. "Solving crimes while you drum." The Electric Prunes.
40:20 Tinseltown stiff: Manoel de Oliveira (106).
41:25 Tinseltown stiff: Robert Z'Dar. Maniac Cop.
43:25 Tinseltown stiff: Gene Saks.
43:51 Tinseltown stiff: (Ralph's favourite death of the week) Gregory Walcott. Video.
45:25 SModCo ads: draftkings.com.
47:40 Hollywood Helpers: Liam Neeson helps two damsels in distress.
49:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Josh in Ohio sends in 2 Fast 2 Furious. Ralph with a racist Asian joke.
52:50 Exquisite Acting: Dud Lane in Louisville sends in Mel Gibson in Hamlet.
54:30 HBO Headlines: Netflix to release new Full House.
56:50 Miley Cyrus had wisdom teeth out. Necklace. Can't be outrageous anymore. Drunk Miley.
58:50 Harrison Ford out of hospital. Unable to walk. Speech therapy on cards.
1:00:05 One Direction loses a drone. New track released. Depressing as shit. Joke filed.
1:03:30 The Daly Show has a new host. Trevor Noah. Tweets: 1, 2.
1:07:50 40 women have now came out against Bill Cosby. "We are here to enjoy my gift."
1:09:40 The X-Files to return. David Duchovny on Letterman. Video. Kevin on meeting Duke. "Cock-Knocker!"
1:13:10 NBC Live musicals take a hit. The Wiz, next. Cast. Ease on Down the Road. Ralph critiques the shots. "Ease on down the Rue."
1:17:40 Steven Hawking trademarks his name. "Wheel you be mine?"
1:18:30 Roger Moore misquoted on Edris Elba as Bond. Kevin suggests Batman. again.
1:20:30 Disney announces Winnie the Pooh on Ice. Ralph takes a swipe at Hook. Hook discussed. Ralph does Robin Williams.
1:22:48 Movies That Will Suck: The Play-Doh movie. Toys.
1:24:35 Justin Bieber: Hannibal Barris kicks JB in the vag.
1:26:50 SModCo ad: Ex_Machina.
1:27:13 ShipABagOfDicks.com "Yummy dicks." April fools, Final Stats.
1:29:20 Geek News: Friends: Avengers. Joss Whedon moving on from the Avengers. New Directors on way. Ralph sucks up.
1:32:40 Arrow actor to star as Casey Jones in TMNT2.
1:34:30 Burt Ward and Adam West to voice a new Batman '66 animated cartoon.
1:36:25 Darth Vader at AAHL,
1:37:39 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Pool. Chandelier.